Dungeons and Dades are rowdy, horny, violent podcasts were grown-ups.

Content warnings can be found in the episode description.

Welcome to the wide underworld of sports brought to you by Glut,

where tantalists Tuesdays are back.

Slide on down to the third circle today for a bottomless bounty of fruit and wine

that shall ever remain just as original. Sounds frustrating.

Now onto the action. It was an all-out soccer slug fest in mega-health day

as the 12-in-1 took on a rag-tag team of teens, feds, and demonic royalty.

Head rep Lucifer the Morningstar was handing out red cards like it was Valentine's Day.

But one player who escaped his attention and everyone else's was

Brotical Prince of Hell, Hermi the Unworthy. In play after play,

Hermi was left high and dry by his teammates, who seemed to forget he was even there.

Let's check out the highlights.

Looks like it's all a team.

Her usual.

Another incredible save by Hermi. This kid's a wall.

What's that down there? Looks like Golly Taylor Swift is dragging unconscious

legally, Wilson backed the penalty box. That's the exact same spot where Hermi's already covered.

There. Finally I'll get some defense back here.

Normal Ocarcy has crawling towards Hermi the Unworthy.

Looks like the team clerk might throw a spoiler to wait a moment.

He crawls right past his teammate. What is he doing?

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