S2 Ep. 29 - S.O.C.C.E.R.: Shadow Of Scorenogoal

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Game on, as the teens kick off the soccer match in HELL!

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Body Horror, Gore, and References to Self Harm / Suicide.

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0:00.0	Dungeons & Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups.
0:04.4	Content warnings can be found in the description.
0:30.0	You were a kid who attended high school.
0:36.0	And I bet that all your friends are sad because you were so cool.
0:42.0	Because you were so cool.
0:46.0	What? Why me?
0:48.0	All the friends you had, I only knew your dad.
0:51.0	Why am I the one to have to spit about you, Brad?
0:54.0	We never met. You like soccer, maybe you had a pet.
0:57.0	But honestly, your dad never mentioned it.
1:00.0	I'm sure you were great. I got so much on my plate.
1:03.0	The journey started fun, but now I'm feeling numb.
1:06.0	And worst of all, my new voice is super dumb.
1:09.0	My theology is geology. I'm not a man of faith.
1:12.0	But, Megan, I'm begging God to take me in your place.
1:15.0	You had a voice and I in mine. So brilliant. So clear.
1:18.0	No wonder you were the museum's favorite violin gear.
1:21.0	But you were more than that, Shmanks. Heck, you helped me name my daughter.
1:24.0	So me and Mercedes will raise our birdie in your honor.
1:54.0	I attended high school.
1:57.0	And I bet that all your friends are sad because you were so cool.
2:03.0	Because you were so cool.
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