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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S2 Ep 2: Paper Maps & Gig Mishaps

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking…. loud openings, paper maps vs sat nav, car racing hobbits, star quality and false modesty, Crawley gig mishaps, awkward photo moments, working the room and divisive fashion. Then, after an update on last week’s ‘arse pebble’, we answer emails about not having many friends, maintaining a relationship through university, and meat-based wedding cakes. For questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:08.8

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

0:18.1

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

0:22.2

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... Expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it, the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

Just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.1

Hello, hello, it's episode two was season two

0:49.6

On the World for our podcast

0:50.8

Tom said he was ready but he's still sort of adjusting his microphone I've got it now, baby. Inside the place. This is another bed episodes, chilled back in bed. You're talking right into the top of it. Oh, is it really bad? Is it really bad? No, it's quite aggressive. Are you going to hold it like that for the whole hour? Literally starting off holding it up like I'm Liam Gallagher and Nedworth just about to

1:12.8

fucking smash out the final shot of the night and then regretting it 25 minutes in when my

1:18.2

arms getting all tired. Yeah, I could just see that that was going to be a problem. You know,

1:22.1

like we've just been doing romantic getaway and you know when they're like they're blocking

1:27.0

or they want to frame up or whatever on a shot?

1:29.5

So they ask you to hold something. So like I had a bag or something. You've got to hold it up. So they go, can you just hold that up so we can see? And what you don't want to let on is that after about a minute, that starts to become incredibly painful. But it doesn't look like it is. So one of the things that I become paranoid about when I'm filming is looking like I'm out of touch

1:46.3

or looking like one of these on I become paranoid about when I'm filming is looking like I'm out of touch

1:46.3

or looking like one of these on-screen people that's like become a diva or something like that. So just sort of going, I'm sorry, I just don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to hold this bag up like this. Could you frame up quicker, please? It's like a fear of course. Did you have to do any scenes when you've got to do something like, I can, when I'm acting,

2:03.0

I can walk and I can talk at the same time because when you've got to focus on what the lines are and stuff and yeah.

2:09.0

But if you then add a third thing, like having to carry something or open something,

2:14.5

if you watch, go back and watch most of my career and most of my acting,

2:18.7

very rarely can I do three things at once. I'm part of the time, a lot of the time,

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