Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

just kidding every word in his songs about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

well listen

let me start off by saying

two guys during the pandemic

decided to have a little chat with no structure at all

they didn't decide that straight away took 35 to 40 pilots but eventually they decided to do an

email with no structure at all and just see how it goes do a podcast people said podcast people with

you said email yeah you said yeah just read email yeah you said Do a podcast, with, you said email.

Yeah, you said, just read. Yeah, you said email. Yeah, you said email. What did I say? You said do an email with no structure. Oh, shit. Which actually, you need inside of your emails. I don't really. Doing a podcast with no structure. Fuck. I was really excited about this. It was really nice, man. Yeah. doing a podcast with no structure.

People said it couldn't happen.

People said the podcast market's too cluttered for a podcast with two just blokes chatting shit. Well, guess what? We're on episode 100, motherfuckers. Well, for now, up in your fucking grill. You know that. You know that. Mate, why did I say email? Fuck, so. We'll get JT to cut around it because actually that end bit was really fucking cool the way you did it. You were so cool. You fucking swagged into that. Some fucking nice energy, boy. Welcome to the wolf. Thank you. Welcome to the wolf for now. Episode 1.0. Zero. Episode 100 zero episode 100 baby oh man how does it feel

100 episodes of absolute drivel two guys just chat and drivel for 100 episodes is it is it is it

is it episode is it is it episode is it is it is it actually the thing about it and this is what

jt is like the clerical whiz of this podcast. So what we need to do... He'll love that compliment, by the way. We have to basically pull away now and say that this is, apparently this is now series two of the war for now. What? He said, called this series two. What are you talking about? Because series one, we did quite a lot of those bonus episodes. Yeah. I mean, as it's sort of like fluctuated, it's coming to, it's been quite a stagger towards 100. I remember like when my nan became 100, it really felt tense whether she'd make it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. We're limping in a similar way to your nan here, that way, towards 100. It turned in 100, whether it's a podcast or an actual age, obviously in age it's a bigger fucking deal. But it's quite the sort of like, oh, fuck, are you going to get there? Are you going to get there? Yeah, because we had that two-week hi-a-est due to one thing and another. It felt like, oh, fuck, it's the elusive hundred. Are we going to do it? Are we going to record that in their 50s? Just like Joe Root on 99. Do you know what I mean? See if you can smash this over the boundary. And we have done, although that would take him to like 100. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The point is, the wolf for now, reached episode 100. And this is now, hold on, but is this episode one there?

This is episode 100,

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