S2 E6: The Spoiled Snack Time

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Holden & Parker v. Mom: The Pantry-Picking Plaintiffs and the Depriving Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Stella, Jude, Manny, Alyssa, Grant, LJ, Will, Brooklyn, Theo, Sovi, Ellie, Zack, Nate, Ever, Asher, Sebastian, Livi, Levy, Calvin, Henry, Gwen, Ever, Cyrus, Nayeli, Efuntomi, Wyatt, Arlo, and Yagiz Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0	PINNA
0:02.0	Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.
0:12.0	Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes!
0:15.0	I hope you set on 92.
0:17.0	Hey, pass the salt!
0:18.0	Maybe you picked out a jelly donut, but when you got home, you found it to be missing all its jelly. What a bust. Or maybe, you really don't like your foods to touch, but you were just served peas right on top of your macaroni. Contamination! No matter the transgression, there must be a trial. At the court and justice must be served preferably with a
0:39.8	shmere of fidgy-cumjee's welcome to food crimes warning the food crimes you are about to hear are real
0:45.8	and may not be suitable for hungry listeners today we're digging into some not-so-stale drama
0:51.5	as a pair of brothers bring their mom to food court.
0:55.9	My name is Holden and I am seven years old and I live in South Carolina.
1:00.5	My name's Parker and I'm six.
1:02.4	Boy is my older brother.
1:04.3	The food card that happened to me and my brother is that our mom wouldn't let us have a snack.
1:10.1	For a variety of reasons, Holden and Parker often end up bringing some of their unfinished
1:15.8	packed lunch home at the end of the day.
1:18.3	Every day when we get home from school, we haven't finished that much of our lunch.
1:25.7	When it's finally time for an after-school snack,
1:29.5	rather than getting to pick something from the cabinet,
1:32.2	they say that their mom is forcing them to finish their old leftover lunches.
1:38.7	We really want snacks because some snacks are really good to us, but our mom says no.
1:46.7	She doesn't want us to have like chips.
1:50.8	Holden and Parker say that these leftover lunch rules have taken a toll on their happiness and need to be changed.
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