S2 E5: The Juicy Slice

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Efuntomi v. Sangojobi: The Peeved Plaintiff and the Disproportionate Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Stella, Jude, Manny, Alyssa, Grant, LJ, Will, Brooklyn, Theo, Sovi, Ellie, Zack, Nate, Ever, Asher, Sebastian, Livi, Levy, Calvin, Henry, Gwen, Ever, Cyrus, Nayeli, Efuntomi, Wyatt, Arlo, and Yagiz Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0	PINNA
0:02.0	Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.
0:12.0	Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes.
0:15.0	Hey, you have to salt.
0:18.0	Maybe someone picked out all the good flavors in the candy pack,
0:21.4	and now you're stuck with just grape and orange.
0:24.3	What's the point?
0:25.8	Or maybe your dad is forcing you to eat the experiment sandwich you made,
0:29.9	even though it was an inedible failure.
0:31.7	Pickles and peanut butter, what was I thinking?
0:34.7	No matter the transgression, there must be a trial.
0:39.0	At the food court, and justice must be a trial at the food court.
0:41.3	And justice must be served.
0:43.0	Preferably freshly squeezed.
0:46.0	Welcome to food crimes.
0:49.7	Warning, the food crimes you are about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry listeners.
0:59.9	Today, we'll be hearing the case of Efram Tomi v. Shango Jobi, a pair of brothers who have very different ideas on what is a fair share.
1:04.3	My name is Effing Tomi. I am eight years old. I live in Maryland.
1:11.9	The food crime that has happened to me is my brother doesn't really want to share with me when I share with him all the time.
1:17.3	Fentomi claims his brother is always trying to get more food than him and isn't very good at making sure the meals are evenly split.
1:22.5	He takes all the time when he doesn't think I'm paying attention.
1:27.0	One time, Shama Jovey made pizza for me and, well, me and him,
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