A ghost is in my room and it's banging on the ceiling. That's scary.

But what's scarier is, with aliens, they're like physical things.

Hauntings are scary. So even if it's like an E and Hecock's just coming to like give you

tiny forehead kisses in the morning. He's still a shadow figure. Yeah, he's still a shadow figure.

I don't want that.

Flying saucers could be experimental crafts that were made by humans.

They just use the cover of aliens or it's unexplained.

We don't know what it is to just cover for like an actual just government made project.

My mom thought, I'm going to take my 10 or 11 year old son to see the movie signs.

And so my dad jumps out of my room and he doesn't say boo and he doesn't say what he says is aliens.

And I peed a little bit.

Wait.

I'm ready.

You had to get the pre-the-pre-pod cough.

I can't promise it won't happen again.

Why?

I smoke weed.

Oh, gross.

I'm just kidding.

I know I'm awful.

You're fucking disgusting

You still smoke it

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