S2: #85 - American Horror Story: Adulting

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Courtney, Shayne, and Damien are here to help you conquer the most horrifying aspect of life— adulting. Need help making a phone call or finding the hours in a day to get everything done? You’re in the right place!

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0:00.0	There's so many things that I was just so deeply insecure about when I was a teenager, that now I'm just like, yeah, that's who I am.
0:10.2	Oh, yeah, I can be indecisive. That's not the end of the world. And now I can just adjust.
0:14.2	Self-care is a lot like car care. You aren't just going to be nice to your car and just be with it.
0:19.0	Like, you need to put the work in, change the oil.
0:22.2	You know, my mom was always, like, cut things down on a cutting board and never lift
0:26.0	up.
0:26.6	And I'm like, mom, it's that.
0:27.7	I don't know what to do.
0:28.6	And, like, now here a long time later, I, like, sliced my thumb clean open.
0:33.0	I was like, oh, this is what she meant with the, I need to go to the hospital. Yeah, because in high school they're like, you have a flaw.
0:39.5	You can't admit that.
0:41.0	You're a loser.
0:42.5	You mean people talk to y'all in high school?
0:45.2	That's dope.
0:49.1	Welcome back to the Smoshcast, everybody.
0:51.5	We got that big good stuff today.
0:53.5	Welcome.
0:54.3	It is 75 degrees.
0:55.5	No, it's not.
0:56.7	Yeah, welcome back to 987, the Sturge.
0:59.6	We got a new kind of sound for you today.
1:01.8	Welcome back to hardcore Smosh.
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