Howdy-do, kiddos, it's me.

Mr. Shnews, the manager of the Fluesville factory slash comedic genius, bringing you Flues mania

the fun-filled Flues challenge

for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day

where I'll be telling five

hilarious jokes

and sharing a tongue twister

that you can try and say.

Music jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

You can even learn these jokes and share them with your friends.

Just remember to give me proper credit.

Now, come on down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep all my best jokes,

so nobody nicks them.

You hear that, Sarah Milliken?

My jokes are under lock and key.

I hope we don't have to engage in fisticuffs again.

My black eye is still healing.

Anyway, let's go into my joke vault.

Ah, now what type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about exercise?

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