Oh, hello, dear, you fantastic Fluesville fans.

It's everybody's favorite manager of the Fluesville factory slash trivia master, Mr. Shnoos.

That's me, Mr. Shnoos,

the manager of the Fluesville Fisbar Factory

slash trivia master,

bringing you Flues Mania,

the fun-filled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages.

True or false. I love trivia.

Yeah, before you can even throw a guess out there, it's true.

True or false? Today we're doing a trivia-thon.

That's true too. True or false.

Bob the station manager is very excited.

Okay, is shaking his head.

Out of excitement, I bet.

Now, today's Fluesmania trivia is all about books.

I've actually been working on my own book,

based on my time as manager of the Fluesville Fisbar Factory.

It's called How to Barricate the Doors from Annoying Fizzies named Waffle and Martha,

while you the most handsome manager of the Flusville Fisbar Factory are trying to get some real work done by Mr. Schnoos,

the manager of the Fluesville Fis Bar Factory.

Yes, I know the title is a bit long,

but I think it gets the point across.

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