It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you, you guessed it, Flues mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five fantastic jokes

and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

But let's just see if you can keep up with my comedic prowess.

I am the prolific, pun-tastic professional, after all.

You can learn my genius jokes and share them with your friends, as long as you give me proper credit.

Now come down with me to my joke fault. It's the only place I keep my jokes written down so they're safe from prying eyes and sticky fingers and Waffle and Martha, who do have both prying eyes and sticky fingers and Waffle and Martha who do have both prying eyes and sticky fingers

honestly they just need to bathe

more anyway

here we are at my joke vault

I have already

pre-planned the jokes we're telling today.

Let me unlock this drawer with three keys and fingerprint authorization.

Unclick this metal briefcase and take out this satin satchel and untie it.

Why am I keeping these jokes so safe?

Well because Waffle and Martha always mess with me.

Sometimes Bob the station manager does too,

but I choose to see that as him giving into peer pressure.

At least that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night.

Now, today, all the jokes aren't actually written by me.

I know, settle yourselves down.

Bob Destation Manager, that's no reason to applaud wildly and start sobbing manically.

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