It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues mania, the fun-filled

Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is J fest day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

I am very good at tongue twisters, but we'll get to that later.

First, we have to hear some jokes.

Let's see, let me get into my very secret joke vault here.

Yes, here we are.

All my jokes are in all these filing cabinets.

I've got every kind of joke you can imagine in here.

And today I'm excited to share five jokes about dinosaurs.

Ah, here we are. All my dinosaur jokes in one place.

Let's see here.

Joke number one.

What do you call a dinosaur that's also a noisy sleeper?

You call them a Tyrannos snores!

You know because they snore? A Tyrano snorress. You know, because they snore, a Tyrannos?

Sounds like Tyrannosaurus, but we've put snore in there in place of a different syllable.

You understand it's similar, but different.

Okay, Bob, the station manager is not laughing.

He clearly has no sense of snoring humor.

Okay, let's try this again.

Joke number two.

How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator?

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