Hello, it's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'm going to tell you, lucky lot, five fascinatingly funny jokes.

And, just because I'm ever so generous, I'll be sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

But let's see if you're as good as I am.

You can learn my hilarious jokes too and share them with your friends as long as you include proper credit.

Now come with me down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep my very best jokes, so nobody nix them.

You hear that Dane Cook? I'm on to you.

Now what type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about bunnies?

No, I'll rabbit on too much.

Jokes about cars?

They are really good jokes.

Maybe a good coffee joke.

No, been there, done that. Oh, I know.

Ah, today I'm telling five jokes about dinosaurs. I was inspired by the sheer destruction of my

factory floor yesterday.

Machines malfunctioning, boxes destroyed, Fisvars a Kimbo.

Here I was thinking a T-Rex had stomped through.

Turns out, A, they're extinct, and B, of course it wasn't.

It was obviously Waffle and Martha playing,

and I quote,

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