It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

And hey, this is fun. It's all knock knock jokes this time round, so you can learn them and try them out with your friends.

Now come with me to the joke vault.

Ah!

Now where did I put those knock-knock jokes?

Ah, da-da-pah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-h-h-h-h-h-haw-h-h-h-haw-haw-haw-hap-a-haw-a-hap-haw. Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpac the suitcase.

You load up the car.

All right Bob, the station manager apparently doesn't think alpacas are funny.

That's why he played the wah-wah sound.

Which I think is just out of touch with the modern comedian.

Okay Bob I heard you the first time.

And here I thought that was a real winner.

How can you go wrong with an alpaca joke?

Get a hold of yourself, Mr. Shnoose.

Take a deep breath

he who the show must go on on to knock knock joke number two knock knock

who's there no bell no bell No bell. That's why I knocked.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You see because there was no doorbell so they had to knock?

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