Hello, it's Mr. Shnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues Media, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

But let's just see if you're anywhere near as good as me.

You can also learn my top-notch jokes and share them with your friends too.

Now come along down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep my best jokes, so nobody takes them.

What type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about air conditioners?

No, I'm not a fan.

Jokes about bananas.

No, they're a bit fruity. What about a joke about running 500 miles? No, that's going too far.

Oh, I know. Today, I'm telling five more jokes about school. I've got 452 jokes about school,

and I've told you five so far, but these jokes about school are in a whole other class.

Yeah, Mr. Schnoos, don't give all your genius away just yet.

All right, kiddos.

Here we go.

Five fantastically funny jokes about school.

School joke number one.

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Because she was always sweeping during class.

Do you get it?

Sometimes kids get in trouble for falling asleep in class,

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