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The Hello, it's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, with Flues News for today.

There is a lot of important factory news to cover, including updates from the ceiling, politics and arts and entertainment.

Our lead story today, a sinkhole has formed on the ceiling in Fluesville.

It's way up there over de Fizzy Lake,

and it is definitely a sinkhole.

What's that, Bob, the station manager?

Oh, a sinkhole.

Yes, a sinkhole happens on the ground,

not on the ceiling.

Are you sure?

I mean, there's clearly a hole in the ceiling of Fluesville,

"'and I just assumed it was a sinkhole.

"'Well, okay, folks, it appears we do not have a sinkhole on the ceiling.

"'We just have a run-of-the-mill hole.

"'Regrettably, Waffling, Martha, with the first to spot the problem, and the unfortunate fact that snood Flus was pouring out of the hole in the ceiling of Flusville.

We've sprung a leak, folks. Had I been available at the time the hole in the ceiling was found, I would have gone right to work repairing it with gobs of duct tape, sheets of plywood and nails and prayer and other stuff

like that. But I was in the test kitchen with Sparky working on an exciting new recipe mind.

So, I've already said,

Waffle and Martha found a hole in the ceiling.

You can probably guess what happens next.

Waffle and Martha went straight to Luther in the swoosh room

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