It's Mr. Shnoos, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues mania

to fun-filled Flues challenge for Kiddos of All Ages.

Today is Jokefest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister that you can try and say.

But let's see if you're anywhere near as good as me, of course.

You can also learn my hilarious jokes too and share them with all your friends.

Now come with me down to my joke vault.

This is where I keep my best jokes, so nobody nicks them.

Hmm, what type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about furniture?

No, I'll table that for later.

What about farmer jokes?

No, that's way out of my field.

How about, uh...

Oh, I know.

Today, I'm telling jokes about...

The zoo!

The closest thing we have to a zoo in Flusville

is when Waffle and Martha dress up as cows every day for a week. They thought it was

funny, but I thought

they were just

milking it.

Mielking it.

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