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Oh, hello, dear! I was just in the middle of baking a batch of my famous fizzy cookies. And there you are. How did you get in here anyway? No one is allowed in Fluesville. You know, sometimes I think I should just say everyone is allowed in Flusville and then maybe no one would show up.

Oh well, anyway, now that you're here, I might as well give you all the news from our little underground corner of the world.

It's been a rather strange week in Flusville for a couple of reasons.

First of all, Waffle and Martha thought it would be a good idea to build an obstacle course

and then have a competition to see who could run the course the fastest.

Obviously, I thought this was a terrible idea, but does anyone listen to me everyone including Sparky and Luther and Martha and the whole gang of fizzies wanted to play because Waffle offered one million bucks to the winner this should have been the first red flag because Waffle does not in fact know what a dollar bill even is, let alone a million of them.

Waffle also doesn't know what a garbage can is or a car tire, your spoon.

But he is very enthusiastic when he gets going. So everybody lined up at the starting line, which for some reason was right in the middle of the lake,

then Martha yelled out instructions, while everyone else, including Waffle, tried to win.

I have to say, I think Martha might have been making up the rules as she went along.

Here is a short list of the things racers had to do on the course.

Get out of the lake, jump back in, then repeat that 400 times.

Dive to the bottom of the lake, pick up a bowling ball,

throw the bowling ball at a birthday cake,

where the cake was supposed to come from, I have no idea.

Run to the ping pong table, win a game against Mr. Snooze.

Hey, that's me!

And I am an expert at ping pong, so good luck to

everybody, and then eat a ping pong ball. The other thing was to hop on one foot all the way

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