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Floozeville: Silly Stories for Creative Kids

S1E48 - Floozemania: Knock Knock Joke Fest

Floozeville: Silly Stories for Creative Kids

Jennifer Clary

Fiction, Stories For Kids, Kids & Family, Education For Kids

4.3699 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Join Floozeville's factory manager Mr. Shnews as he hosts Floozemania, the fun-filled flooze challenge show for kids!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania to Fun-Filled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages.

0:21.6

Today is JokeFest Day, where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tone twister that you can, well, try and say.

0:36.6

You can also learn the jokes too and share them with your friends.

0:42.3

Now come along, down to my joke vault.

0:45.3

This is where I keep all my jokes nice and safe away from prying eyes and Amy Schumer.

1:00.0

Oh, here we are. Now, which jokes should I tell you today?

1:03.0

Hmm, so many options.

1:06.0

Should I tell limericks, whimsical jokes, stand up,

1:10.0

ponds, blue, clean, bad dad, uh, I know.

1:15.6

Today is the perfect day for...

1:19.2

That's right.

1:20.7

Knock-knock jokes.

1:22.1

I'll tell you this, I have got the best knock-knock jokes of all time.

1:26.6

Knock-knock jokes are so good, they named him twice.

1:30.3

Knock, knock.

1:32.3

Save it for the stage, Mr. Shnoose.

1:35.3

I do need your help with these though, all right.

1:39.3

You know how they work, don't ya?

1:41.3

I say knock knock, and you say,

1:44.6

Who's there?

1:45.8

Then I'll say whatever the classic setup is,

1:49.0

and you say, whatever the classic setup is, who?

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