It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, with Flues News for you today.

There's a lot of properly pertinent factory news to peruse, including some

updates for our health and safety rules. We've got some rather bizarre items that have been

dredged from the depths of Lake Fizzy, and despite my insistent objections, we are going to talk about the

upcoming record-breaking attempts from some fellow Fizzies. With so much to cover, let's get stuck

in. But first, I want to remind everyone that from 9 a.m. sharp tomorrow morning, you need to try and double production.

As you know, last week we fell behind with Fisbar deliverables thanks to an equipment malfunction that involved Waffle and Martha,

attempting to use a conveyor belt and soap suds to make a, quote, unquote, forever and ever water slide.

But after that silly, soapy slip-up, I have sent our idiotic adventurers.

Oh, no, wait, this says intrepid adventurers.

Well, both are correct.

I've sent those two on a mission, a vital mission that could save all of fizzy kind.

Mind you, we're in no real danger whatsoever, but Waffle and Martha don't need to note at.

Tomorrow morning they're setting off to find the ancient goblet of goggledygook, and if we drink from it, we can stop the giant monster,

gullabilius. Gullabilius, it's like gullible, the silly pair.

Of course, all that's made up, but I am 93% sure that it will keep them occupied for at least a couple of weeks, and we can get real work done.

Thank you, Mr. Shnoos.

Oh, you're welcome, Mr. Shnoos.

Oh, you look great today, Mr. Shnoose. Oh, stop it, you clever man.

Where was I?

Ah, yes, on to the important news for the week. First cab off the rank is a few important updates to our exciting and expertly curated health and safety rules.

After a few rather surprising incidents, I've had to make some updates that I, in all my years,

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