Hello, it's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville Factory, with Flues News for today.

I've got a lot of rather important factory news to cover, including updates

from the maintenance shed, new health and safety rules, and we crack open the suggestion

box for the first time ever. We begin our announcements with a big thank you to all our hard workers.

Productivity was up these past three weeks by a whopping 18.459%.

If you're wondering why, well, you've got me to tank.

Well, you've always got me to tank because I'm your manager.

But this time, I sent everyone's favourite employees on a mission to find me a loaf of bread.

But not just any loaf of bread.

A loaf of bread that's bright purple, has 57 slices and is the size of a bus.

Oh, and it had to have been blessed by a unicorn.

So they snuck up to Flugerville to try and find it and they didn't come back for three weeks.

Hence the open productivity. Did you make that connection?

That's all right. I've got a lot to talk about. Let's move on.

Especially because they did actually come back.

Not with bread. But with a rolled-up

bath mat, waffle had named Gerald.

Martha insisted it was a good little bath mat

and she taught him a lot of tricks.

Sometimes I wonder why I bought her.

But on to the real news, we've got an update from Franny and a maintenance shed.

Recently, some things have gone missing, including, but not limited to, a leaf blower, a wheelbarrow, three

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