It's Mr. Schnoose, the manager of the Fluesville factory, bringing you Flues Mania, the fun-filled Flues challenge for kiddos of all ages. Today is Jokefest Day.

Where I'll be telling five jokes and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

And you can learn these jokes too and share them with your friends.

Now come with me down to my joke vault.

This is where I store my best jokes so nobody nicks them.

Ah, what type of joke should I tell today?

Jokes about animals or ghosts or stinky feet?

I know.

Ah, I'll tell jokes about the circus.

Oh, fizzies love the circus.

Well, most fizzies. I happen to think the circus is a bit too loud and could stand to be quite a bit less silly. But that doesn't stop my jokes from being the best around. And that's no joke.

Joke number one. How does a clown cook his eggs?

Funny side up!

Do you get it? Like sunny side up eggs, but because clowns think they're so funny, it's funny side up.

The word sort of rhymes so you can interchange him, and that's why it's funny. It's funny side up. The word sort of rhymes so you can interchange him and that's why it's funny.

What's that, Bob, the station manager?

Oh, he apparently does not think egg-based puns are particularly amusing.

Well, here I was hoping a joke about an egg would crack him up.

Alright, moving on.

And this one I'm sure you're gonna laugh at, Bob.

On to Circus joke number two.

Which member of the circus can see in the dark? Acro-bats.

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