Hello again, Story Club members.

I'm Ivy, your ghostly host with the most and keeper of the strangest,

spookiest tales on earth.

Today is another Ivy's chilling tale.

This undead tale story club members might teach you not to play with dead things.

It's one I call homebody.

You guys, I have this seriously cool thing that I could show you.

My friend Billy McDermott announced.

What is it?

My friend Sarah Bowman asked.

It's a secret.

Billy loves to drag out a good reveal.

Billy, I said, just tell us.

It's something I kind of can't explain,

so you're just going to have to come and see it yourselves.

Ugh, I really wasn't in the mood.

I'm tired, and I just want to go home and have a snack.

It had been a long day at school, and I was really feeling it.

Oh, I got you covered.

Billy wasn't letting us off the hook that easy.

My mom went to the store, so we have a fresh supply of cheese and crackers and orange crush.

That'll wake your right up.

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