Hello there you

Flamboyant and flatulent Flusville fans

It's everybody's favourite comedic genius

slash manager of the Flusville factory, Mr. Shnoos, comedic genius slash manager of the Fluesville Factory, Mr. Shnoos,

comedic genius slash manager of the Fluesville Factory, bringing you Flues Mania,

the fun-filled Flues Challenge for kiddos of all ages.

Today, it's joke fest day, where I'll be jesting and jovially jumping through five jokes

and sharing a tongue twister you can try and say.

You know what?

You can even learn the jokes too and share them with your friends.

Just tell them old snoozy sent you.

All right, time to head on down to my joke vault. This is where I store all my favourite jokes.

It keeps them safe from prying eyes. You hear me, Adam Sandler. Get some original material.

Now I was going to tell jokes today about Grizzlies, but I can't bear it. I thought about some fast food jokes, but you'd be hungry for more.

I even consider jokes about furniture, but we're going to table that for later, because this week I've got something very special.

First, I've got to unlock the clunky drawer with these six keys.

Ah, here we are. And inside the drawer.

Ah, my work laptop. I use this to read all my emails from you Fluesville fans.

That's right. Today I'm telling five jokes from you, your very own Fluesville Fan Funnies.

Now, without further ado, let's download our first email.

Forgive the noise, I'm still on dial-up.

Ah, here we go.

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