S15E00 Wet Admin

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 987 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The new series of Pappy’s Flatshare starts next week with a cracking Flatshare Slamdown. But, for now, here’s some exciting info and a bonus ep of our weekly Patreon-only show, Pappy’s Flatshare Pop Round.

Don’t forget…

You can get the show early and ad free (plus a bonus episode every week) by joining our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshare

We’ve got 2 live Flatshare Slamdown shows in February

MONDAY FEB 24TH: MATT LUCAS AND LORNA ROSE TREEN

TUESDAY FEB 25TH: JOE SUTHERLAND AND RUTH HUSKO

Get tickets to either show (or a special discounted ticket that gets you into both shows!) right here: pappyscomedy.com/live

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Do, do, do...
0:03.5	Bampa!
0:07.1	Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa!
0:09.9	Okay, enough Rasmataz!
0:12.8	But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.
0:15.0	With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery,
0:19.3	you could win five grand a month, every month, for five years.
0:23.0	Pick up yours in store today and get scratching.
0:26.2	Search Dream Big Place Mall. Rules, procedures and game-specific rules apply.
0:29.0	Place must be 18 or over.
0:35.3	Greetings, listener dear. I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to a, well, you know what? It's a very, there's a lot of great information. It's a very exciting start to the year. It's our first, it's our first main feed episode of 2025 and we've got a lot to share with you. You're going to want to hear this.
0:55.2	I think every single bit of information we're going to impart is going to be pertinent directly to
1:00.2	you. Wowie. What a fantastic way to dress up that we're about to do very dry admin.
1:06.6	Listen, if you consider this admin dry, Tom, then I feel sorry for you.
1:11.6	If someone throw a glass of water over Tom, because this admin is dripping.
1:17.5	It's absolutely sodden, this admin.
1:19.8	I'm applauding your work here because it's very, you're doing a great job of going, here, come the admin.
1:25.5	Have you never heard of salesmanship, Tom?
1:27.9	Have you never heard of maybe giving ourselves a fighting chance as we go into, you know,
1:35.0	as we go into 2025, trying to increase our listenership?
1:38.6	I love it.
1:39.5	And I am here for it and I'm ready to go.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from British Comedy Guide, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of British Comedy Guide and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.