Greetings listener dear, I'm Tom.

I'm Ben.

And I am Matthew and welcome to this very festive episode of Pappy's Flatshire House Meeting.

House meeting, that's right.

It's where your three festive pals get around the Christmas tree and swap festive anecdotes as they wrap their presents and drink their mules yoke.

A mule's yoke we haven't this year, guys.

Little donkey.

After Richard Christus suggested you eat donkey at Christmas, we've decided that actually we're going to smooth your mule and turn that into an alcoholic

beverage.

So pour yourself a large glass of mule-nog.

Were you getting confused with eggnog and yule-tied log?

No, I was trying to.

I was like mix these up for comic effect and then I genuinely mixed myself up. So I was going to go for was like, mix these up for comic effect. And then I genuinely mixed myself up.

So I was going to go for Mold Log.

And then I hit,

Yule threw me for a loop.

There's a glimpse behind the curtain.

It does.

It does.

Well, anyway,

I hope you enjoyed this Christmas chat,

because it's basically all you're going to get in this episode.

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