S15 Ep 800 Listener’s Mailbag: More One In A Million!

Chatabix

Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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With so many One In A Million emails in the mailbag at the moment, David and Joe decide to dedicate the whole of today's show to them. So, there’s tales about a holiday park bingo win, an uncanny premonition, a rather confusing story about someone’s escape from an orgy, two tall celebrities and a superb cigarette catch at a concert. That really is, One In A Million! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.5	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.5	From rags to riches.
0:05.8	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.1	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.7	Poor climbers, you and me.
0:12.4	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.3	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:16.5	A woman of substance on Channel 4.
0:19.2	Stream now. Hi.
0:57.0	Morning.
0:59.0	How you feeling?
1:02.0	Getting on with it, I.
1:04.0	Yeah.
1:05.0	Fucking getting on with it.
1:07.0	You're doing a one in a million?
1:09.0	Oh, what's your? One in a million? There's a book in it. There's a lot of one in a million? Oh, yeah, one in a million. There's a book in it.
1:12.6	There's a lot of one in a million, too.
1:14.6	It's always a good sign.
1:16.6	I just get like, I wish, I want to find more things that the ladies like.
1:22.6	Yeah.
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