S15 Ep 799: 14 Vol-Au-Vents and A Grilled Chick Wrap

Chatabix

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

David’s been staying in London again and last night went to an event where he drunk several glasses of wine and ate a total of 14 vol-au-vents. Swiftly followed by a grilled chicken wrap with chips when back at his hotel bar. So he’s full of regrets this morning and feeling guilty about over-eating. But never fear, Joe is here to calm his worries (well, sort of) and later in the show, they come up with a brilliant idea for a new weight loss podcast. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Merch⁠⁠⁠ Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Hi.
0:23.6	I just realized I don't know what my sound quality of my new Hi.
0:38.6	Hi.
0:42.4	I just realised I don't know what my sound quality of my new room layers.
0:44.3	Oh, yeah.
0:47.7	Because I've sort of spaced everything out again.
0:49.3	I was like, oh, fuck.
0:49.9	You're all right?
0:51.0	I don't know.
0:51.5	How are you?
0:53.4	Depressed? I'm coming home. How are you? Depressed?
0:56.1	I'm coming home today.
0:58.4	But you've got a thing first?
1:00.4	No, I did it last night.
1:01.8	Oh, okay. Yeah.
1:03.7	Oh, so you're absolutely fine.
1:08.1	Yeah.
1:09.8	Okay.
1:11.9	It's coming across. I had a late night
1:13.5	charred grilled rat
1:14.9	that's weighing on me
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