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Welcome to onscreen live everybody my name is Andrew Jupiter and this is the show for Monday

September the 18th in the year of our Lord twenty twenty three I hope you had a rock

and weekend. Hey congratulations to those New York football giants for making me put

my foot in my mouth hell of a game yesterday afternoon best comeback since nineteen forty

nine or some shit did not see that coming it was the kind of thing where I was like should

I get into gambling the answer is no happy birthday today to a Beth Grant no one doubts

her commitment to sparkle motion on this day of course comedian and dude who runs around

with a microphone Billy Eichner. One boy turns forty four today the glorious Holly Holly

Robinson Pete of course happy birthday to her and of course happy be day James Marsden

Hollywood nice guy who everybody wishes nothing but goodwill speaking to nothing but goodwill

I got some four four three three buds I'm the four three buds we're going to come in today

and I got to tell you two out of the three stupendous clothing options today first up

you know when you love him mr. Steven Zaynack you will get a zero for the day it's my Beth Grant

Donnie Darko impression hell yeah hell yeah she's so great really I love when she throws

herself under the bus and speed also a classic move who she she really gets blown up man

dummy action yeah hopper is not too worried about it uh definitely not you show everybody

your t-shirt here dude I gotta say it's your dead willy the patch speaking of Patrick Swayze

movies oh yeah and willy Lopez himself the I guess the second villain of ghost yes well he's

the one that gets his hands dirty that Tony gold ones like sort of a yes pop it master kind of

that's right yeah a little bit of a phantom menace if you will oh yeah oh yeah it's fun

as fuck he turns into a phantom of his own there at the end really great shit brutal death

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