S14 Ep698: Saw V
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, the 2023 Halloween Spooktacular starts a few weeks early as the guys chat about franchise-low, Saw V! Holy hell, how is anyone following this story? Are we supposed to be intrigued by the mystery surrounding that building fire? Does the movie even care about the virtually anonymous characters involved in this film’s Game? Why couldn’t we get a little more Jillsaw here? And can we please take these goddamn movies outside for two minutes of sunlight? PLUS: Introducing horror’s latest serial murderer, Dogsaw!
Saw V stars Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Scott Paterson, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Mark Rolston, Carlo Rota, Greg Bryk, Laurą Gordon, Joris Jarsky, Mike Butters, and Al Sapienza as the Chief of Police; directed by David Hackl.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the program it's time once again to get twisted it saw five. I'm Andrew saw Steven |
| 0:10.0 | Saw Eric saw fuck this movie saw |
| 0:14.5 | Yeah, and the Halloween spooktacular gets started a bit early on we hate movies |
| 0:27.6 | We all go a little match sometimes |
| 0:30.8 | You know, Salah we know I guess everyone's a tad of one good-scary |
| 0:46.8 | It's time to keep your point |
| 0:52.5 | Back how many to get you Bob are |
| 0:55.0 | They sick fucks using one too many not said don't you blame the movies movies don't create |
| 1:02.6 | Psychos movies make psychos or create |
| 1:15.7 | Hello everyone welcome to the fine program as always that's right. We're back at it |
| 1:20.9 | We're back to the fucking green lit warehouse. We're talking saw five now. This fucker was from 2008 directed by David |
| 1:29.0 | Hackel you just take that L off take the L off right now just do it a film by David Hackel. Oh yeah, dude |
| 1:37.4 | I know you're you're strapping into the song but wait wait wait wait a film by David Hackel |
| 1:43.6 | Dude the audacity and I know we've pointed this out before when movies do this but like you're making saw five man |
| 1:50.0 | This is not a film by nobody. It's not and I mean that's the problem with these movies is they take themselves way to goddamn seriously |
| 1:57.0 | Yes, it's the fifth one. Have a little fun with it. Yeah, by the fifth one. I need a smattering of comedy |
| 2:03.9 | But that's like going against the whole grain of what this thing is and what it was as popular as it was like |
| 2:10.7 | Or still is what the hell am I talking about like the the seriousness of it the grimness of it like at this point |
| 2:17.6 | The way the movie starts. I almost thought it was going to be like New York stories like three separate stories |
| 2:24.7 | Separated out |
| 2:26.7 | Kevin that's a great idea dude the next one of these we get Frances Ford Coppola |
| 2:31.1 | Yes, Corsesian. Well, maybe not Woody Allen. We'll find a third guy. He might put some spice into it. Honestly |
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