S14 Ep697: The Expendables 3
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 120 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode, the guys are dodging CGI explosions left and right as they talk about the total wet fart of an action film, The Expendables 3! Why couldn’t they budget for some actual explosions? Why didn’t this wind up being more of a Wesley Snipes movie? Why did the writers think this movie needed all the Expendables Jr. characters? And what on EARTH were they thinking with this PG-13 rating? PLUS: Sly puts out an album full of t.v. theme song covers!
The Expendables 3 stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Kelsey Grammer, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Victor Ortiz, Ronda Rousey, Kellan Lutz, Jet Li, Robert Davi, and the great Wesley Snipes as Doc; directed by Patrick Hughes.
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the program, I feel like this movie must have broken the bank with the hair |
| 0:04.8 | die budget. It's the expendables three. Oh, man, you're jupin. I'm Steven Sadek, Eric Stone |
| 0:12.2 | Banks. And we hate movies. |
| 0:42.2 | Hello, everyone. Welcome to we hate movies. Thank you for tuning in as always. This is |
| 1:00.0 | a comedy show that takes a movie each week and makes fun of it just a little bit. Sometimes |
| 1:04.2 | they're good. Sometimes they're bad. Sometimes they're the expendables three. This is from |
| 1:09.1 | 1914. No, but you said bad. You said the bad. Speaking of bad director by Patrick Hughes, |
| 1:15.9 | you know him, the director of Hitman's Bodyguard, which I turned off. Hitman's wife's bodyguard, |
| 1:22.0 | which I never tried to see. And the man from Toronto, which Netflix is doing their damnedest |
| 1:27.2 | not to tell you exists. What is that? It's Woody Harrelson. And I believe Kevin Hart. |
| 1:32.4 | It is. Like Kevin Hart's like an NYC fuck up. And Woody Harrelson is like super killer. |
| 1:38.8 | He's the man from Toronto like an assassin kind of like his real life father, a super killer |
| 1:43.0 | in Toronto. What does he kill Tim Horton's coffee cups? He kills Tim Horton's breakfast |
| 1:49.5 | combos. Yeah, super killer. I guess you say everyone because because Canada is very |
| 1:54.3 | gentile, very, very like. Yeah. No, but they got some killers out there. Yeah. Yeah. |
| 2:00.7 | He's a psychopathic killer, but show what exactly? I think that's how they react to this. |
| 2:06.4 | Psychokillers. I got to tell you that like this dude gets this directorial credit, but |
| 2:10.4 | much like Simon West with the expendables to man. I feel this is an in name only. It's |
| 2:15.7 | got to be Stallone directing these movies. I don't know if this. I mean, I hope it's Patrick |
| 2:20.1 | Hughes because Jesus Christ. This is actually like, I mean, I at least I remember the first |
| 2:24.8 | one have kind of a little bit of fun with it. The action in this movie is so terrible. |
| 2:29.0 | It is. Even the second movie, the kills were out of control. There's like 30,000 people |
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