S14 Ep716: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2024

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

“If I was Blipped and came back, I’d rather be dead at that point!” - Eric

On this episode, we’re doing our best to make our way through what could possibly be the nadir of the MCU, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania! How did they release this thing as-is with all the poorly rendered CGI? Did any of these actors actually want to be in this movie? Were they trying to wedge in a bad TV series with all these Quantum realm rebel characters? And who’s excited for all these Tiny Toon Avengers to get their own movie (probably)? PLUS: Eric gets Pet Sematary’d by The Blip!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania stars Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors, Kathryn Newton, Bill Murray, Katy O’Brian, William Jackson Harper, David Dastmalchian, and Corey Stoll as M.O.D.O.K. for some reason; directed by Peyton Reed.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Holy smokes
0:02.0	Holy smokes, there's already an update to the We Hate Movies
0:05.0	2024 live performance schedule.
0:08.0	It's slow down.
0:09.0	Jesus, that's fast, it's fast. We got a new shot.
0:12.6	Going pretty fast because we're talking about the Flash.
0:16.6	Oh, the movie nobody wanted but absolutely came out last year.
0:21.0	I'd rather see some guy in a trench code if you know what I mean.
0:24.3	Oh yeah I'm surprised that joke isn't in the movie. You know what? Yes that is
0:30.0	pretty astounding but this is for all those folks that saw the the lineup of
0:33.7	January episodes and was like my God how did they miss the flash there's something
0:38.9	missing here there's something wrong yes but the good news is we're doing it. It's going to be a live virtual show. We love to do these. They're super fun to watch. We're at our homes. We have a lot of fun. We talk to you, the audience afterwards. We do an after party. You could submit a Q&A question and we'll hang out.
0:54.5	Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun.
0:56.0	And we're going to be talking about everything. We're going to be talking about flying babies.
1:00.0	We're going to be talking about microwaves.
1:02.3	Michael Keaton throwing spaghetti at people, right?
1:05.8	That happens in that movie?
1:07.0	He could have stayed right home for this motion.
1:09.8	He certainly should have.
1:11.0	Taking the panels to Michael Shannon Shannon getting him back in here.
1:15.4	That's one of those things where like with today's technology I would not be stunned if he was like
1:21.2	wait I'm in the flash.
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