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We Hate Movies

S14 Ep715: Hypnotic

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

“All the Nolans [movies] are present here; I’m surprised no one’s a fucking magician!” - Steve

On our first episode of the year, the four of us bend our understanding of reality to chat about a real massive let down, Robert Rodriguez’s Hypnotic! What in the world were they thinking with all these garbage twists? How much exposition can you expect one Dunkin’ Donuts-loving man to drop in a single movie? Does The X-Files’ Chris Carter have a case here? And is the public currently with Ben or did he lose everybody again? PLUS: Alex Jones is being railroaded by Hypnotics!

Hypnotic stars Ben Affleck, William Fichtner, Alice Braga, JD Pardo, Dayo Okeniyi, Jackie Earle Haley, Sandy Avila, and Jeff Fahey as Carl Everett; directed by Robert Rodriguez.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

On this week's episode, the first of 2024.

0:04.0

Well, we're just talking about the saddest X-Men knock off this side of Miss Paragrin's home for peculiar children.

0:09.0

It's hypnotic. I'm Andrew Jupin.

0:11.0

Stephen Zadak.

0:12.0

Eric Siska.

0:13.0

A Chris, it's not a braid, it's a maze cabin.

0:17.0

And we hate movies. Thanks. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:35.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm going to be.

0:43.0

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:45.0

oh, oh,

0:46.0

oh, Hello everyone welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always. Happy New Year to you all.

1:06.0

I know we rang in the new year in the clubhouse watching this movie.

1:11.0

And we were like, this one has to be the first episode of the year and it's a movie I'm

1:15.8

well it's just proof that nobody saw it because I'm stuck if more people saw it you'd be talking

1:21.4

about the stupidity that is Robert Rodriguez is

1:24.0

hypnotic, my God, this movie.

1:26.4

I think that a lot of people did see this,

1:28.8

but they erased their minds.

1:30.4

Oh, yeah.

1:31.4

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Total sense. I bet you that's how they're trying to get

1:35.6

hypnotic two made is being like look they just forgot all right look

1:38.9

somebody went Fickner got loose and he erased everybody's brains.

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