S13 Ep5: Welcome to Hellmouth!

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Ever wanted to leap into the fiery depths of an eternally-burning, monster mouth of Hell? Good! Then stick with us, because tonight, we have just that very thing all heated up and ready to welcome you! You don't see a HellMouth every day, yet you know exactly what one is. Why is that? Ms. Merrick offers you a cavernous inferno of knowledge on the history and nature of the eerily familiar... HellMouth! Put your fireproof underpants on and join us! (The Midnight Library welcomes special guest, Nanny Goat!)

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	Astonishing Legends Network.
0:07.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:12.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Madam, who is that extraordinary creature I've seen playing with Irma tonight?
0:45.3	That is my nanny, darling. Nanny goat.
0:49.3	How is it that I've never met her before?
0:52.3	Well, she comes from the land down under.
0:57.6	She's from Australia?
0:59.9	She's from Gahanna.
1:02.8	Whoa.
1:04.2	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good evening.
1:17.8	Yes, come right through.
1:20.2	Oh, how lovely you look.
1:24.1	Here we are.
1:26.0	Step right through the make-believe teeth and flames.
1:33.3	Yes, right into the mouth and through the door of the reading room.
1:40.2	Go on.
1:43.2	Seriously.
1:48.0	No one wants to go first. Oh, my stars.
1:50.0	I know it looks frightening, folks, but I promise you, it's fine.
1:56.0	And it was just made for fun.
1:59.0	Irma and my nanny constructed it earlier today to surprise you. Go on. Oh, for
2:07.3	Circe's sake. Here, I'll go through first. Watch. Whoa. Those flames are convincing.
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