S13 Ep4: Folk Magic Witchcraft Expo!
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2025
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Astonishing Legends Network. |
| 0:04.0 | The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome to the Midnight Library. Now, be steady on that ladder, darling. |
| 0:36.7 | And don't... Oh, don't flip that ladder, darling. And don't... |
| 0:38.0 | Oh, don't flip your booties off. |
| 0:41.7 | You know, I can't stand paw booties, madam. |
| 0:45.5 | I don't know why you insist I wear them. |
| 0:49.5 | Because you're the only one tall enough to reach the haunted ledger. |
| 0:55.5 | And if you touch it without the booties on, well, your paws might vanish. |
| 1:02.4 | Oh, right. I'll put them back on and pretend their dignified gloves. |
| 1:07.7 | There we go. Good boy. |
| 1:11.8 | Woof. |
| 1:12.5 | Ha, ha, ha. |
| 1:17.0 | Right this way, my dear guests. |
| 1:26.9 | How wonderful to see you. |
| 1:30.2 | Oh, I love it when nearly everyone makes it here. |
| 1:35.6 | Oh, see that ancient ledger on the stand. |
| 1:41.5 | That is a guest book that you are encouraged to sign on your way into the reading room. |
| 1:52.5 | Go on. |
| 1:53.9 | It's safe. |
| 1:55.1 | It's fine. |
| 1:57.1 | Just don't. |
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