S13 Ep2: Sweet Teeth

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

You look peckish, Dear Guest! How about a little something you can sink your teeth into? Teeth, from every kind of animal, including you, have had a special kind of power and lore about them since forever! Tonight, Ms. Merrick intends to expose the roots of tooth folklore and witchcraft– witchcraft containing the magical ingredient... TEETH! Join us! We don't bite...all that much... (*Includes a special introduction for My Victorian Nightmare)

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	A Better Help ad.
0:02.3	Lewis Capaldi partnered with Better Help to get word out about how important therapy can be.
0:07.6	I struggle most weeks to get up, get myself up and ready and go to therapy or whatever.
0:13.0	Even like to open the laptop to talk to, my therapist sometimes could be really difficult.
0:17.4	But I do it because I realize how important it is for me to continue to feel good.
0:22.0	Because I felt the best I've felt in a long time through therapy.
0:25.6	Learn more about online therapy at betterhelp.com.
0:30.3	Astonishing Legends Network.
0:36.2	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:41.8	Welcome to the Midnight Library. Madam, you must do something about Alma.
1:06.3	Ugh.
1:07.3	Is this about her sock full of boogers?
1:09.8	Because I'm working on it?
1:12.2	No, it isn't, but now it seems like it should be.
1:18.0	She's teething again.
1:20.9	Oh, no.
1:22.9	Not another six years of sleepless days, temper tantrums, and screaming fits.
1:29.1	Irma doesn't do any of that.
1:31.4	She just spits her poisonous little bombs all over the house.
1:36.0	I meant screaming fits for us.
1:39.8	Oh, right.
1:41.4	Ha, ha, ha, ha, right.
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