S13 Ep1: Palmistry - Palm Mystery
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 September 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Astonishing Legends Network. |
| 0:04.0 | The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. |
| 0:12.0 | Welcome to the Midnight Library. Ah, finally. A reading or poem mystery. Do you know, I'm rather keen on hearing more about |
| 0:37.0 | this subject myself. |
| 0:38.3 | Well, I've definitely inherited the reading ability. Give me your paw. |
| 0:44.3 | Oh no. For the love of Luper, wait till I change back to my human form. |
| 0:49.3 | I can read a paw just as well as a palm, darling. What's the difference? |
| 0:55.7 | Uh, my, my hands, all is so much cleaner than my muddy, bloody paws. |
| 1:05.7 | Ah, your ears just twitched. You're lying. Out with it. |
| 1:11.1 | My paws aren't insanely ticklish, and if you touch them, I will involuntarily. We. Everywhere. |
| 1:19.2 | Oh, I'll wait. |
| 1:20.8 | Oh, ho. Yes, come right through. |
| 1:34.7 | How good to see you. |
| 1:38.6 | Right this way, everyone. |
| 1:41.3 | Oh. |
| 1:42.1 | Miss Fortune! |
| 1:43.2 | Miss Fortune! |
| 1:44.8 | I'm not shouting an omen, everyone. |
| 1:50.8 | Could someone please touch Miss Fortune's sleeve and catch her before she goes in? |
| 1:57.7 | There. |
| 1:59.1 | Yes. |
| 2:00.2 | Thank you. Miss Fortune, May I see you for just a moment? |
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