Hello America, welcome. It is Eric Erikson here. The phone number is 8779373-745.

Should you wish to be on the program, I would be happy to have you. Can I just say out of the, and I realize, were I a better radio show host, I would save this for a short segment.

I don't understand the people who coordinate Halloween costume. And I have lots of friends,

and so I don't mean to be insulting my friends. I see your Instagram pictures. The whole family

thematically dressed up for Halloween. I don't get it. I don't know. I got I got

friends who their families were like a whole slew of Disney characters. Some of them

were Ninja Turtles. I just know nope, my, my family never,

part of that was the age disparity, I think, between me and my, my older sisters and

whatnot, but I just, nope, I, I, I'm, no, can't, I don't get it. I don't relate. I'm glad

you do and I'm glad you had fun and some of them are very adorable to see on on Instagram, but it's just not me. And also please, I, y'all, listen,

I am self-aware when I make this remark, but moms in particular, because it was the moms,

it was not the dads last night moms you're not

thin enough or young enough to wear what you were wearing and I'm sorry if that's insulting

but come on nobody wants to see that nobody your your children embarrassed. That's why they were so far ahead

of you last night, trick-or-treating. They didn't know. Stop. Have some self-awareness. Please.

My God, people, just please. No, no, no, no, no. If your pants look like they were painted

on and you got too many curves, y'all stop.

Please.

Please.

Last night, it was not a matter of the parents dressing their children up in skimpy outfits.

It was the parents themselves wearing skimpy outfits when they did not need to wear skimpy outfits.

There was too much of them to see with the skimp.

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