S13 Ep 698 Listeners Mailbag: Dog Walkers and Groom’s Speeches

Chatabix

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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It’s Friday, so it’s gotta be Mailbag time. And this week we read messages about an inconveniently named sex shop, some love from Switzerland, a very experienced weed-smoker, some great info about Blue Plaques, a very unconventional house sale, a selection of dog walking quips, a groom’s speech joke query and an anti-littering convert. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast Insta: https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix Twitter: https://twitter.com/chatabix1 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chatabix Merch: https://chatabixshop.com/ Contact us: chatabix@yahoo.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The I'm Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's email time now.
0:44.3	That's who the time is right now.
0:48.3	We're opening up all of the old emails now.
0:51.3	I wonder who has emailed in now and Craig and Stu have emailed in now
0:59.0	and Sally too is emailed in now and John and Barbara and Michael's email
1:06.0	and Beaton Hugh have emailed in oh, we gotta read them out
1:13.6	Oh, oh, we're gonna read them out
1:17.6	Oh, oh, we gotta read them out
1:21.6	Oh, oh, we're gonna read them out
1:24.6	Oh, oh, oh, we're gonna read them out Oh Oh Oh
1:28.3	We're going to read a
1:29.3	A Right, here we go.
1:49.5	Hello, good morning, happy Friday.
1:52.3	Here we go.
1:53.7	Okay, I've just put my hand in the bag and pulled out a male from the 6th of June from Mitchell Orwell.
2:05.6	A friend of mine was recently in Clacton for his son's football tournament, which was located near an old run-down sex shop.
2:13.6	Oh, right, a sex shop, wasn't it?
2:15.6	Being the immature chap he is, he naturally chuckled as he saw, as soon as he saw the saucy shop.
2:22.3	However, real amusement came when he noticed that the house next door had the same name as my surname.
2:30.3	Naturally, this was shared on our WhatsApp group, followed by jokes about me living right next door
2:36.1	to an old sex shop
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