S13 Ep 697: TV Joe’s Mastermind Quiz

Chatabix

Keep It Light Media / Big Oval Plate

Comedy

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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TV Joe is back with another of his superb quizzes - and this time it’s a Chatabix version of Mastermind. But before he puts David and Joe through their paces in the ultimate battle of the brains, he tells them about meeting Stevie Wonder recently and also Roy Hodgson - plus a bit of cricket chat too. Then it’s on with the quizzing as David and Joe pit their wits in both specialist subject and general knowledge rounds. It’s one of TV Joe’s tenses quizzes yet - who will be victorious and crowned the ultimate Chatabix Mastermind?! The link for TV Joe’s fundraising friend are… Alistair's 40 by 40 Instagram Alistair's 40 by 40 JustGiving FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chatabixpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Insta: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chatabixpodcast/⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/chatabix1⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chatabix⁠⁠⁠ Merch: ⁠⁠⁠https://chatabixshop.com/⁠⁠⁠ Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Oh, wow. Oh.
0:37.5	Wow.
0:39.1	All right.
0:40.0	What fucking hell.
0:44.1	Yeah.
0:44.8	Nice to see you.
0:46.1	How long got that?
0:49.6	What is?
0:50.9	What did you mean?
0:51.4	What's it?
0:52.5	About two years, man. Really? Yeah, I think we might have discussed it before. I've been paying more attention to it. I think you're well lit today. Yeah, there's a window there. I've had to sit somewhere else for logistical reasons. Right. I don't think you're ever that lit. I have not seen the moustache in its full glory, or I think.
1:12.9	Yeah, I had, to be fair, just bought a brush for it.
1:17.3	It was a low point.
1:19.3	I was fed up with people telling me it looked a mess.
1:22.4	But I got this brush.
1:23.1	I thought a bit about that big.
1:24.5	It's like a fucking shoe brush.
1:26.4	So I started that.
2:02.6	Do you do the whole of your face. Yeah, yeah. But you're also clean shaming, you're always a bit stubbly, aren't you? So this is like, it's just, I'm going to say it popped. Yeah, yeah. Popped this morning. Yeah, I did see the fear in your eyes. I was like, who's that for a second a second? I thought we'd got the days from where we were like meeting, I know, Red Arrow again or something. Yeah. How you been? What you've been? I thought. All right, man. Just bits and pieces, really. You know. Are you music in? Yeah, I've done a couple of things which been... Can you say? Yeah, yeah.
2:03.6	Yeah, this guy, Hajaj that I worked for, I think I mentioned last time.
2:08.6	Yeah, yeah.
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