Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.com. U.K.-slash-wondery. That's audible.com. U.K. slash Wondery. Welcome back, everybody. My name is Stacey. This is trashy divorces. Hey, I'm Alicia. Maybe not welcome back. Maybe welcome for the first time. Maybe so. We don't know. Thanks for joining us today.

We got two Capricorn men.

This episode chock full of trashy divorces. Such trashy. Trashy breakups. Vampires. So much. Footballers. Lots of knickers. There's some knickers, yes. This week, who you bring in us, Stacey?

I have actor Nicholas Cage, who has been married five times, and we certainly wish him the best on his latest, but there's been a journey there and possibly immortal vampiricism.

Who do you have? This week, Rod Stewart, Rod the Bond. Legendary singer.

Oh, yeah. Kind of a redemption arc, but... Whoa. Took him a while to get there. King of trash candy, y'all.

Big thanks to our new folks before we get started on this week's episode who have joined us over at patreon.com slash trashy divorces. I have a magic mirror.

You do, you do. It's filled with glitter. Let me kick us off with great thanks to Elizabeth H.

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Krista P. Hannah S. Kimberly H. and Allison C. Thanks to our new patrons, our existing patrons. Thanks for coming in and tuning in to this episode of Trashy Divorces. Hope you enjoy. What should we do now?

If you want to stay with me, We better go, go, go.

So, Stacey, I'm just going to wing this intro like Conair did. Oh, my God.

Well done.

Friends, today we're going to talk about a guy who, you know, some people say is one of the best actors of his generation.

Arguably, he's a guy who's maybe a little too enthusiastic about taking roles because apparently he's not excellent with money, so he can't be as choosy as maybe he would want to be, but maybe not.

Also with five marriages under his belt, he is perhaps a bit too enthusiastic about tying the knot.

Oh, but we love it. We have a new trashy divorces. Only four divorces. Oh,

and one was actually supposed to be an annulment, but we'll get to that. So close. So close. Well, we're hoping you never get there, Nicholas Cage. Mosul, we're hoping. Okay, Nicholas Cage, his longest marriage lasted about 12 years. His shortest, just four days.

What? And I am so excited to walk us through it all. Tell me.

Nicholas Kim Coppola, of those copolas, was born January 7th, 1964, which makes him a Capricorn?

Capricorn man. Okay, Capricorn Man.

Long Beach, California.

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