Hello, Alicia. I believe our neighbors have ended their yard work.

That's your hopes, though.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to Spider-Webs.

Yeah. I'm hoping you're not going to make me cry.

I'm going to try not to make me cry.

Yeah. Today. We're doing it.

The often promised.

The often promised. We see what the football I have been compared to.

About this story.

So many of you have wanted to read a Heyworth story.

And it is so wonderfully trashy and also tragically trashy.

There's some bad stuff in this one.

There's some sad stuff in this one.

It touches a lot of things that are really sensitive.

Childhood abuse, trauma, intimate partner violence, dementia,

Alzheimer's, and men's coming in to make sure nobody gets too sad.

Yeah. I was not laughing at the mention of dementia and Alzheimer's.

No. I mean, there are a lot of us that have our own experiences with a number of topics that are mentioned in Rita's story.

And I've been avoiding it.

Right. And my trashy heart goes out to you and Rita for all time.

We really do struggle with, again, trying to have a little comedy show.

And some of these stories are not funny.

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