S10 EP7: Jeff Goldblum (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

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Comedy Interviews, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Jeff Goldblum boards Alan Air for one of the most gloriously unpredictable flights yet. From Old Hollywood legends and Mulholland Drive nightmares to pickles, sandwiches and impromptu singing, Jeff goes full Goldblum - charming, curious and wonderfully maverick. They talk about his new album Night Blooms, touring with orchestras around the world, and the timeless magic of jazz standards. Along the way there’s Sharon Stone, Billie Holiday, a surprising Bloody Mary debate… and Alan pitches Jeff a brand-new horror film: An American Were-MILF in London. Expect name-dropping, movie love, musical nostalgia and one very enthusiastic conversation about pickles. 00:00 Intro 00:18 Jeff Goldblum boards Alan Air 01:14 The Windmills of Your Mind & The Thomas Crown Affair 01:59 Jeff’s frozen yoghurt meeting with Faye Dunaway 03:29 Crisps, pickles and snack food debates 05:30 Jeff Goldblum's favourite sandwiches 05:58 The “Bloody Alan” cocktail 07:30 Jeff’s love of Lauren Hutton and gabby teeth 10:12 Horoscopes, science and star signs 11:41 Jeff’s new album Night Blooms 12:59 Jeff and Alan singing classics like Misty and Bewitched 13:37 Nosferatu, horror films and Alan’s Were-MILF pitch 15:03 Jeff agrees to star in Alan’s movie 16:23 Touring the UK, Royal Albert Hall and Sydney Opera House 17:41 What happens at a Jeff Goldblum live show 19:41 Touring food: fish & chips and British roasts 20:29 Jeff’s favourite drink: the Virgin Mary 21:14 Time machines, classic films and Total Recall 23:34 Sharon Stone, Casino and Scorsese movies 24:48 Old Hollywood, Chateau Marmont and Hollywood history 27:21 Mulholland Drive and David Lynch 29:15 Alan’s middle name reveal 30:31 Quick-fire round 33:39 Final descent #LifesABeach #AlanCarr #JeffGoldblum #Podcast #TravelPodcast #NightBlooms #Jazz #ClassicHollywood #MovieLegends #CelebrityPodcast #MulhollandDrive #OldHollywood #RoyalAlbertHall #ComedyPodcast #v2 (2) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What I've dedicated my life to is revenge.
0:04.7	A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel.
0:07.5	They think they're better than us?
0:08.5	Who do you think you are?
0:09.8	I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong.
0:11.5	She's punishing me.
0:13.0	You destroyed my family.
0:14.3	I will not rest until I've destroyed yours.
0:17.0	A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9.
0:24.4	We're waiting. A Woman of Substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. Bewish bothered and bewildered.
0:28.2	Am I?
0:32.1	Very good.
0:33.1	Charlie Pooke sings that on our record.
0:35.3	I wish we could have another remake with you.
0:37.3	We very well made. Oh my God. Look who we've got on board. It's Jeff Goldblum. How you doing, Jeff? Excellent. Now that I'm with you. Hey, this is an airplane. It's like an airplane. On board means we're on the airplane. Think of a song with airplane. He's leaving on a jet plane. Oh, yes. No one, Alan. Graham Carr will be back again. Daniel's leaving tonight a jet plane Oh yes No one Alan
0:54.3	Graham car will be back again
0:56.0	Daniel's leaving tonight on a plane
0:58.1	That's a nice one
0:59.6	Oh I like that one
1:00.4	What is what is Elton John
1:01.8	Oh yes I like it very much
1:03.3	Hey you know I've met Elton John
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