S10 EP5: Tamzin Outhwaite (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Places & Travel, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Old friends, zero filter. Tamzin Outhwaite joins Captain Alan on Alan Air for a brilliantly unhinged catch-up that proves some friendships never grow up - they just get wetter. From being pushed into a swimming pool at Amanda Holden’s party, to childhood Disney holidays, solo retreats, and disastrous travel moments, this is a chat full of affection, honesty and big laughs.There’s wellness, wandering the world, and the kind of stories you only tell friends you’ve known forever.00:04 Intro00:21 Friday Night Project flashbacks & chambermaid sketches01:59 The lesbian festival in Mexico (better than Glastonbury)02:42 Being recognised abroad thanks to Celebrity Traitors03:07 Pool-pushing incidents and apologies03:46 Abigail’s Party and standing ovations04:13 Touring again & theatre love05:12 Codpieces, restoration comedy & the merkin or not debate08:22 Making Abigail’s Party Tamzin's own09:34 Nearly being banned from India10:55 Solo travel, bravery & “sad tax”12:04 Childhood holidays, house swaps & Disneyland perks13:34 Holiday romances (or lack of them)14:39 Why Ibiza still doesn’t work16:46 Celebrities spotted on holiday18:30 Brian Harvey, runaway cars & Alan's dad20:47 Wellness retreats & founding We Free Women24:01 Bucket-list destinations & Costa Rica dreams27:58 All-inclusive holidays: heaven or hell29:14 St Lucian Rosé volleyball at sunset31:28 Quick-fire questions & coming into land#LifesABeach #AlanCarr #TamzinOuthwaite #Chattyman #TravelStories #HolidayChaos #PoolIncident #CelebrityPodcast #WellnessTravel #FunnyFriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I feel like a berber because I thought this was going to segue into.
0:07.0	No.
0:07.5	It's a Merkin.
0:08.6	It's not.
0:08.9	I saw your fanny.
0:11.8	It was my fanny.
0:13.7	Now I look like a fucking perma.
0:16.5	Oh my God.
0:17.7	Look who's just got on board.
0:19.2	It's Tabzin Alphway.
0:20.3	How you doing, Tamsin? I'm Thameson Halfway. How are you?
0:21.4	I'm doing very well, Alan.
0:22.5	How are you?
0:23.3	We go back.
0:24.5	We do.
0:25.4	We go back.
0:26.4	Now, was it a cheese strip?
0:28.1	Do you remember me and you working on that Friday night project as a chambermaid?
0:32.9	Do you remember that?
0:33.7	Oh my God.
0:34.0	I forgot all about that.
0:36.0	We had this weird.
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