S10 Ep5: Essential Eccentrics!

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Is your uncle the one that makes little suits of armor for his pet squirrels- or is that you? There's a rumor that Miranda was raised by someone who insisted that their pet horse eat in the kitchen. There's a bishop in the village who wears a Batman costume under his holy robes (you didn't hear that from us though). Eccentrics are some of the most colorful people you may ever have the pleasure of knowing. Tonight, let us introduce you to some doozies! There's a natural-born showman in furs & jewels, a "Catch-Me-If-You-Can" wish granter, a pre-death funeral ride, and- a troublesome drunk... who may be... a horrid villain you've most certainly heard of! Please take your seat- and buckle up!

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:09.0	Welcome to the midnight library. The Midnight Library would like to thank everyone at astonishing legends.
0:36.0	Our excellent sound design is by Chris at Sounds Like an Earful.
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0:56.7	What you do not won't.
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1:05.8	slash midnight library.
1:08.4	That's where all the real magic happens.
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1:22.0	slash people slash midnight. at Redbubble.com People slash Midnight Library.
1:26.0	Thank you.
1:27.0	Mr. Darling, tonight's reading is on the subject of Eccentrics.
1:37.0	Do you think we're Eccentric, or at least abnormal?
1:42.0	Madam, I come from a humdron background of typical shape-shifting wolf creatures
1:49.0	who haunt and hunt in enchanted forests,
1:52.0	preferably in the company of powerful witches such as yourself.
1:56.6	I cannot think of anything more normal.
2:00.0	Right, and my family's fabled storybook witches that terrorize real humans is his oldest time.
2:09.1	Perhaps we should try new, darker daring things sometime.
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