S10 Ep4: Bejeweled Skeletons- Bone Bling!

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

What will you wear for eternity? Will your bones go bare while others are dripping with gold and precious jewels? Probably. But let us fill you in on how some have come to be covered in a king's ransom of rubies and diamonds- and how you can see them! And, if The League of Lady Gravediggers have their way... how you can join them. Grab your favorite spot and hold on to your bones because things are about to get weird in The Reading Room as we introduce you to The Bejeweled Skeletons!

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:09.0	Welcome to the midnight library. The Midnight Library would like to thank everyone at astonishing legends.
0:36.0	Our excellent sound design is by Chris that sounds like an earful.
0:41.0	We are here because of our beautiful patrons who donate a little each month.
0:48.1	We humbly ask you to please consider joining our Patreon. Because what you choose to support will continue.
0:56.6	What you do not won't.
0:59.2	And yes, there are even free memberships. Please visit Patreon.com
1:05.6	slash midnight library. That's where all the real magic happens.
1:11.5	Find our weird presence on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
1:17.0	And even our weirder merch at Redbubble.com. People slash Midnight Library.
1:26.0	Thank you. Madam, I understand we're going ahead with tonight's offer from the League of Lady Gravediggers, correct?
1:47.0	Oh, yes. We're finally going to reveal that they offer the service of bejeweling your skeleton.
1:54.0	You do know our guests are going to want to know where the jewels they're getting are
2:01.8	coming from, correct?
2:04.0	And you know what we always say about such things, correct?
2:09.0	What's our motto?
2:11.0	People in hell want ice water too, but they aren't going to get it.
2:16.0	Ha ha! Perfect. Good evening. Yes, right this way. Oh my so many familiar faces tonight. Oh, oh, Miss Kayla, you've transformed.
2:45.0	You've gone from being a beautiful blonde bomb show
2:49.0	to a gorgeous goth goddess.
2:52.0	You, you on you. Oh my, but you're fine with it.
3:23.0	Well that's good. I think this luscious darkness suits you much better. But then again, I'm severely biased. In any case, congratulations. Thank you all for being here, my dear guests.
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