S10 EP3: Pete Wicks & Sam Thompson (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Sam Thompson and Pete Wicks fly Alan Air and things unravel fast. They tell Alan what they’re really like on holiday (airport dad energy versus filming absolutely everything), relive a Vegas trip where Sam genuinely thought Pete had died, and tell us about Sam's unnecessary toilet-related voice note. There are childhood holidays, dodgy dating stories, celebrity sightings, Pete’s habit of feeding stray dogs abroad, and we dive into their new book Staying Relevant. Add pirate nicknames, matching tattoos, reality TV confessions and a quick-fire round that fully descends into chaos - and you’ve got one of the funniest Life’s a Beach episodes yet. 00:00 Intro 01:25 Pete and Sam’s travel styles airport dad vs filming everything 02:05 How Sam likes to embarrass Pete on flights 02:55 Sam’s smelly toilet voice note 05:55 Vegas trip chaos and thinking Pete had died 07:00 Carer burnout and a Pete Netflix documentary 07:55 Childhood holidays caravans vs luxury 08:45 Alan’s caravan story 10:25 Sam’s Club Med holidays and his underwater first kiss 11:15 Eye patch stories and Pete’s pirate nickname 12:50 Pete’s new rescue dog 14:45 Pete’s the pied piper of mange feeding stray dogs on holiday 15:45 Sam’s dating disasters 16:30 Celebs Go Dating and Rob Beckett 17:55 Staying Relevant the book the illustrations and brutal honesty 18:55 Sam and Pete’s tattoos of each other 20:40 Celebrities spotted on flights and holidays 21:10 Sam and The Beib 23:00 Reality TV they would and wouldn’t do 24:15 Race Across the World and Hunted ambitions 25:45 Coach Trip and chaotic travel memories 26:20 The infamous briefcase explained 27:45 Sam invites Alan to Christmas Pete continues to swerve it 28:25 Where they want to be at 100 years old 30:30 Quick fire travel questions 32:15 Final chaos and sign off #LifesABeach #AlanCarr #SamThompson #PeteWicks #StayingRelevant #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #TravelPodcast #RealityTV #VegasStories #CelebrityPodcast #HolidayChaos #QuickFire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Does that happen?
0:06.8	What?
0:07.2	Yeah, people have sex on holiday.
0:09.0	There's nothing else to do.
0:09.8	He's missed the point.
0:11.2	He seems to the game.
0:12.2	I thought you were actually getting bullied.
0:13.8	Welcome to Life's a Beach.
0:15.8	I've got cock and balls on one side and on the other side.
0:20.1	No.
0:20.3	Wondered where you were going with it? No, no. A couple of pussies. I did not say that. Sam and Pete, how are you doing? Hello. For those of you listening, I've got my dogs. But you love this though, don't know? Pete, you love dogs. All over it, yeah, absolutely. The best part about coming here was actually the dogs, mate. I do apologise. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here for the dogs. And they're obviously very comfortable. They're full, full splay in there. Yeah, yeah, I can see that. And then the dogs didn't bite you because the last time someone was in his Stephen Frye, Rita beat him. B bit him. She only bite its intellectuals. Oh we're fucking. We're at. It's game on. Licking you two to death, didn't she? Do we hold these? You can be, it looks like. No. No, okay. I don't know, because Alan's holding one, so I was on maybe a week. Well, no, that's heavy. That's like a workout, if you felt how heavy that mic is. Have you ever done a fucking podcast before?
1:14.7	I've done it. No, because Alan's holding one, so I was on maybe a week. You know, that's heavy. That's like a workout. Have you felt how heavy that bike is? Have you ever done a fucking podcast before? I'm part of me down in fucking Carl's house, mate. I don't know what to say. Hey, less of the fucking, all right? This is a family show. Sorry. We have no fucking on here. Apologies. Apologies. Your first three words were cock and balls So listen, we're going to move on to stay irrelevant in a minute
1:34.7	But what kind of travellers are you?
1:38.4	I'm airport dad
1:39.4	Yeah, yeah
1:40.5	I'm the one that has everything in order
1:42.0	I like to get stuff done
1:43.6	I don't want to talk to people I just want to get there Yeah And I'm the one that has everything in order. I like to get stuff done. I don't want to talk to people.
1:45.1	I just want to get there.
1:46.2	Yeah. And Sam's the opposite. Sam's a, well, you're a nightmare. Well, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a filmmaker. I like to document things. So, like, as Pete's going through, let's say he's going for the airport, right? I like to be like
2:00.0	Pete Wicks everyone
2:01.0	he's in the area
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