S10 EP12: Jack Whitehall (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

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Comedy, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Jack Whitehall returns - and within minutes we’re into kebabs, cab drivers and chalk phalluses.There’s the spiralling of his stag do, a near miss with the Daily Mail, and the realities of tour life (including when stand-up goes very wrong). Plus: travelling with kids, naked yoga, Chernobyl as a tourist destination… and one truly grim fox encounter.Prepare to brace... this escalates fast.00:00 Jack’s back (and Alan’s still not over the stag do snub)01:00 The cab driver story… and the kebab incident03:00 Drunk disasters & unforgettable nights05:30 Jack’s stag do: Soho, Guinness & Roasts08:00 When the Daily Mail is watching (and you poo next to a dead fox)11:00 Travelling with kids vs pre-kid holidays13:30 Wedding plans & expensive decisions15:30 Stand-up struggles: bombing on stage18:00 Jack's touring plans: UK, Australia & beyond20:30 Performing internationally & “reference checking” jokes22:30 Travels with Dad: naked yoga & Spitfires25:00 Chernobyl tourism (yes, really)27:00 Ukraine, Moldova & a chalk phallus30:00 The quick-fire round chaos32:00 Final thoughts… and taxi driver trauma revisited#JackWhitehall #AlanCarr #PodcastComedy #TravelPodcast #BritishComedy #StagDoStories #StandUpComedy #SohoLondon #Chernobyl #TravelStories #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcasts #FunnyStories #CelebrityPodcast #KebabGate (4) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That was a really interesting pivot from the Ukraine.
0:08.0	No, it just came into my head and I remember I've always wanted to go up there.
0:13.0	I bet.
0:14.0	Well, yeah.
0:15.0	Oh, right.
0:17.0	Righty shaft.
0:19.0	Oh, look what we've got on board. It's frequent fly. Ride it shaft.
0:23.3	Oh, look, and we've got on board.
0:25.3	It's frequent flyer.
0:27.1	Jack, why, or you're back?
0:29.4	What an honour to be asked back.
0:31.4	I know, I know.
0:33.4	We had so much fun last time. It was so wonderful.
0:34.6	Do you know what?
0:35.1	I just think me and you, we get on, don't we? We do. Kindred spirits. And do you know what? I just think me and you, we get on, don't we?
0:37.7	We do.
0:38.0	We do.
0:38.7	Kindred spirits.
0:39.5	We are.
0:39.9	And do you know what?
0:40.3	I really see you as a confident, a friend.
0:45.4	So imagine my surprise when I go on the mail online and I see your stag do.
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