S10 EP11: Regé-Jean Page (Video Edition)
Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'
Keep It Light Media
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🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | But they are aggressive, fissuous creatures. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm looking up in the sky for a magpie and I'm stampeded to death by a hippo. |
| 0:14.8 | Look who we've got on board. Reggae Jean-Paito. How are you doing? |
| 0:19.2 | I'm doing good. How you doing? |
| 0:20.7 | I wish I had a name like yours. Alan Carr's not bad. It's boring. It's so boring. It sticks on the cerebellum. It's fantastic random. On the cerebellum. Where's that on your body? It's in your brain somewhere. You're not pulling me into that hole that quickly. Pulling you into a hole? No, no, no, no. You're disgusting. Get off my plane. He's a naughty, yes, you know what, car? You know what car? It's Scottish. Bogdweller. It's true. Bogdweller. What does your... Page. Page. |
| 1:12.4 | I imagine it descends from page boy, like a page to a night or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say no. Reggae. Do you ever get people calling you a regge? Frequently. I respond to pretty much anything that begins with an Rudge at this point. How do you feel when people call you a Redge? As if they're making an effort. It depends on which occasion they call him your edge. |
| 1:13.5 | For it's the first time, I don't mind. |
| 1:12.4 | If it's the second time, we're getting that. How do you feel when people call you a reg? As if they're making an effort. It depends on which occasion they're calling me a reg. |
| 1:13.5 | For it's the first time, I don't mind. |
| 1:25.0 | If it's the second time, we're getting there. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciate when people make an effort and then that people reach the level that they are, they're prepared to get to. Yeah. So you just go, okay, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:25.8 | Yeah, kind of. |
| 1:26.2 | Okay. I mean, it may change how much time I would spend with them. |
| 1:28.9 | Of course, love, yeah. |
| 1:30.6 | I'm not going to throw punches. Yeah, so you just go, okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, kind of. I mean, it may change how much time I would spend with them. |
| 1:28.9 | Of course, love, yeah. |
| 1:30.2 | I'm not going to throw punches over it. Because I think you have to earn it to call me Al. Yeah, well, I mean. People have to know, you know, just come and say, hello, Al. I can be your bodyguard and you can call me, et cetera, et cetera. I call me Alan Titchmarsh and I'm really pissed off. |
| 1:44.4 | I hate him. |
| 1:45.5 | Has anyone called you Alan Titchmarsh? |
| 1:47.4 | No, no, I love Alan. etc etc or call me Alan Titchmarsh and I'm really pissed off |
| 1:44.2 | I hate him |
| 1:45.3 | Has anyone called you |
| 1:46.5 | Alan Titchmarsh |
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