S1 Ep91: 091 - Drum Face, Violent Carrie, and Bus Drama

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2018

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

This week, a stranger disposes of an odd item in Branyan’s front lawn. Tim tries to clap his own hand. Is Office Space funny? Pooz hates when Caleb listens to metal music. Carrie Underwood gets violent in OUR version of Before He Cheats. Naked plays too much FartKnife. Freight doesn’t know what FartKnife is. Tim compares golf to the lying adulteress woman in Proverbs. Aaaand the bus has a minor (major) malfunction. WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW! “Like” us @poddybreak! Social Meeds: Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Facebook: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Good Doos, Good Music 24 hours a day.
0:03.6	KDNW, 90.5 FF.
0:06.3	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:14.9	You're gonna cut on your finger and you're like,
0:16.4	you don't know where you got it.
0:18.4	I don't remember cutting my finger here.
0:20.0	That actually happened to me two days ago.
0:23.1	I was at Lion's Choice squeezing a lemon into my lemon water.
0:28.2	And this part of my finger, it felt like somebody took a big lighter or a blow to
0:33.7	archer's like, you scream.
0:35.3	I don't know where it came from.
0:36.3	Did you scream?
0:37.4	I almost did.
0:38.7	It was close.
0:41.5	What's in your duffel bag there, buddy?
0:43.2	Oh gosh.
0:44.2	You got another board game for us?
0:45.6	Do you take that back, back out?
0:48.0	Well, it's muffin stage.
0:49.8	And just for the paper bit, the sign did.
0:53.9	Yeah.
0:54.6	OK.
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